Just remember folks, someone being fat is not a reason to hate them. Theres literally nothing else about him thats a redeeming quality, his being a lardass is the least deplorable thing about him. The fact that he must just shovel empty calories into his maw all day atleast limits the stupid shit coming out of it.
My favorite Steven Seagal story, from his Wikipedia page:
Seagal has been accused by former stunt performers who have worked with him, including Kane Hodder, Stephen Quadros, and Gene LeBell, of intentionally hitting stuntmen during scenes. Additionally, while serving as stunt coordinator for Out for Justice, LeBell allegedly got into an on-set altercation with Seagal over his mistreatment of some of the film's stunt performers. After the actor claimed that, due to his aikido training, he was "immune" to being choked unconscious, LeBell offered Seagal the opportunity to prove it. LeBell is said to have placed his arms around Seagal's neck, and once Seagal said "go", proceeded to choke him unconscious, with Seagal losing control of his bowels. Seagal bodyguard and stuntman Steven Lambert stated he was present and said that a confrontation did happen, during which Seagal elbowed LeBell before he could lock the hold on Seagal, after which LeBell flipped Seagal.
Gravy Seal.
that's one sturdy chair. look at the destruction around him. Jesus Christ Almighty, he sat down and did all that?
I'd have an easier time laughing at his sad state if I wasn't already mad that the guy is objectively a traitor and a goon of Vladimir Putin.
https://pca.st/episode/59c2b425-e7b2-46b2-8c9f-2c9fe609fe6c
He's worse than you think. Way worse.
He looks like the guy that only appears in the final picture of a married woman's tinder profile
He's a piece of shit in the inside, too.
Oh how the turntables
He looks like that old fat fuck that washes up at a camping trip who everyone knows and no one wanted them there.
Please enjoy. https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4
Damn, he must be miserable.
The Ruskies are getting him ready for Xmas.
Fits the MAGA crowd
I liked the South Park episode that featured him and Whole Foods.
I’m surprised he isn’t in a helicopter because I heard he has been flying those for like 45 years.
From Space Ice - Steven Seagal Movie Out For A Kill Is So Lazy He Fights Sitting Down
Edit: Fixed link
Aikido’d the fuck out of some hamberders.
I think that's more than Seven Seagulls
Well, he's ugly as fuck on the inside too so I guess that just checks out now.
I can finally say to have a body like ab action movie star, woohoo!
Oh its really him
Just keep your distance and he can't fall on you to crush you
that guy is the spitting image of a guy i see every day
He better hope his profile is high enough no one (mis)takes him for a spy or a Donbas Cowboy.
That poor chair.
Sumo counts as martial arts! 😤
Standard American of his age
McDojo final boss
I watched this video, in Russian
I’m sure Space Ice is bookmarking this for later content.
just prepping for his return to hollywood, to be cast as the title character in a free willy remake.
Steven Moa
Holy-diabetic-cow... Please please put the Russian jabba on the next Expendables. He can just sit on Statham while he slaps fights Stallone!
He must have found himself one of those remotes from the movie Click.
