What's the most annoying music possible?

Reggae can be fun, especially to dance to, but when heard through a wall, you mostly hear the bass and all reggae has the same bass track. It's almost comical, like that beat is a requirement of the genre. After hours of reggae you'll wanna smash that stereo.

Alright. Y'all ever hear about the shaggs?

A dad was told by a fortune teller that his yet-unborn kids were destined for musical stardom. After that, the dad had no choice but to force his eventual kids into a band.

These kids had no musical training. No sense of rhythm, no sense of pitch.

Their released music is the auditory equivalent of a child's crayon drawing hung on the fridge. It's astoundingly disjointed. It's all wrong. Frank Zappa said they're better than the Beatles. SOMEONE out there likes screamo. Some folks out there like bagpipes. Then what happens? Your neighbor loves blasting screamo. You've played yourself. Unless Frank Zappa is moving in, you'd be hard pressed to find a potential buyer that like the shaggs.

Enjoy.

When German people go to hell, or skiing, they are forced into little tents, served shitty overpriced beer, and are subject to repeated blows to their ears by a type of parasitic earworm whispered fearfully only in dark circles as "schlagermusik".

Once exposed to it, it eats into their brain and gets behind their eyeballs, forcing them to wear manic grins, and tap tables to the weak, incoherent, barely thought out beats drumming mercilessly into what's left of their soul.

Christian Rock

I'm just going to say Nightcore.

I get that Nightcore has an audience, but what makes it annoying for me is when I am trying to search for an obscure song and think I've found it, only to realize that it's yet another low-effort nightcore remix.

I'm not certain about the most annoying, but this song is pretty bad

A low pitched hum that they don't even notice until they leave and appreciate the silence when they're away from it.

Every Christmas song ever.

Reggaeton

Care to elaborate why?

Just play loud ass black metal. The music doesn't have to be bad, It just needs to scare normies.

Edit: I thought of the most annoying music ever. Crunkcore! Play some Blood on the Dancefloor and people will fuck off to avoid listening to that shit.

There's always the risk that people who visit the house next door are into whatever annoying music you're playing and end up moving there and blasting it for the rest of your life

Baby Shark

I'll raise "Sales Call Abyss", a hold music made for torturing telemarketers if you have access to your work's phone exchange

Bagpipes

I mean honestly through a wall the only annoying music is thumpy bass with a big subwoofer. Unless you're playing it suuuuuuper loud.

What's that dolphin-sounding song someone played during sex in that meme? That.

Alternatively, the brown note (assuming it's real).

Or like hardcore noise stuff. Is "Wall of sound" a type of it?

Edit: How could I forget Ram Ranch?

You need to look up Komar & Melamid. They did market research art, and they commissioned "The Least Favorite Song" after a survey that showed the least favorite features of songs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_People's_Choice_Music#The_Most_Unwanted_Song

Regeaton and Trap 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Skrillex

*takes extra deep breath

...this is the song that doesn't end / yes it goes on and on my friends / some people started singing it not knowing what it was / and they'll keep on singing it forever just because / this is the song that never ends / yes it goes on and on my friends...

Fuck I hated middle school

It is, and always will be, children's music, like Baby Shark.

If it won't get you in trouble, throw some cheap lawn ornaments up as well. Maybe get creative with loose hubcaps.

Why annoying?

Based on what kind of people they are, you might be able to get away with something else. Maybe play some Christian music if you think they don't want to live next to a god-botherer. If you're bible-belt, put one of those 24 hour Mecca livestreams on loud, and go do your grocery shopping or something.

If you want just plain annoying, you can't go wrong with Justin Bieber or tween pop.

Clown Core is for those with discerning tastes.

A novelty Christmas song played six months after it spent six plus weeks at number one in the (TOTP) charts. "Aga do" anyone?

[Not sure that any recent charts in this century are worth a damn.]

Modern pop country

Can't go wrong with the Goat Simulator soundtrack. https://youtu.be/DHdpuzqD2wg

Joe Pasquale sings it

I'm so sorry.

Limburg Carnaval music. Hoompapa hoompapa…or Darude - Sandstorm on repeat.

Earthbound - Inside Dungeon Man

Love the soundtrack but hate this doozy

It's something that I don't know whether it's a dying subgenre ofa subgenre (genre?), but the nightcore music where all they do is speed up the music and shift the pitch. Literally no other edits. I would be running fast if a neighbor of mine started blasting that.

My highschool blasted Christmas in Ignace - Arrogant Worms every single day during fundraising drives, they'd stop when they hit their goals. Was very effective.

This might help: Anti-Kati - Do Not Try To Tempt Us With Yr Logic Vol 6 - 04 - Fuck Shit Up

chicken dance it whatever the hell it's called

har har but it's the entire orchestral score

Adaptations for Barrel Organ: https://youtu.be/GsLvNBfaXzI?si=H7omD_hclfT5j68S
Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima: https://youtu.be/Dp3BlFZWJNA?si=yuPfMcrEVylNmNvB
Pierrot Lunaire: https://youtu.be/vhwy3mk5jhY?si=J7C1dh6Ck-oDEJlJ

*Honorable mention: https://youtu.be/sct3-fvL56M?si=S3Y3lVjjVTEAQx57

Anything played with the recorder

Play banana phone on repeat 24/7 at max volume

Someone went ahead of me and mentioned Nightcore, but I'll add any song by DJ KHALED would work too.

Nyam cat for sure

Scat

The Cattle Callin album buy Hank III. Every song is "music" played along with cattle auctioneers doing their thing

Opera singing and high pitched violin

Why try to delay it? Also trying to buy a house in this economy sheesh

This is not a judgement of the musical genre and I think it's way more profound and expressive than the average commodified pop music we have. However, I remember making a report about the history of music (for an arts appreciation class in college) and I ended the report with some Japanoise (a genre of noise music) like this one:

https://youtu.be/L7p_C9OlN40

The teacher was really delighted, but my classmates were like "WTF?"

EDIT: Reworded some confusing sentence construction

The ice cream truck in my area plays the calliope version of “It’s a Small World” every summer, every day, and I want to burn it all down when I hear it. Alternatively, you could plays sounds that are above the adult frequency of hearing if they have children. The kids will be super annoyed and the adults will have no idea it’s even happening. Look up the “mosquito tone”.

Current value - tremor

Once described to me as "a song you can club someone to death with"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLa8Br569gA

Edit: I take it back. This is awesome. Those laser guns are legit.

The Crazy Bus Title Scree theme

Baaabyyyyyy SHARK! Dolodolldoo, Baby shark dolldollodoo, baby shark !

I vote for Japanische Kampfhörspiele!

Turn on the radio (to a contemporary pop station) and you'll see. Especially with all that christmas music right now.

Not sure about annoying, but have you considered psyopus? It tends to be my goto to piss people off

Crazy Frog

For me, it has to do with context.

Upbeat pop music while heading to the finish line of a 5k? Pretty good.

Upbeat pop music while I'm waiting in the psychiatrist's office so I can tell them my life is spiraling out of control? Not preferable.

Something like this could get interesting

If you really want the sale to not happen, put any brazilian funk on max volume. "Proibidão" for the worst of the worst

Lady Jane the Mini Mermaid

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IVHPbda9MYQ

Disclaimer: Loud audio warning around 2:50

Also, you'll probably need eye bleach and a sanity check after a few times watching or listening to that.

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves.

The noise genre

It's not necessarily the most annoying- but to give an impression that you are people you do not want to live next to, just crank some psytrance. I love me a good doof party, but holy shit I would not want to live next to one.

You will Annoy the shit out of people if you play this, especially '@@@@@' at full volume

happy hardcore

The soundtrack to The Music Man

I dont know its Name, but there was once some phonk music in my local tech store that mostly just repeated „toma toma toma” by the most annoying sounds in existence. Its cover was red. If anyone knows it, please tell me