Do linux users have wives?

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're refering to as Wife, is in fact, GNU/Wife, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Wife.

me when i try even coming close yo somone the opposite sex irl: "manpage nonexistent and this situation is unknown WHAT DO I DO IT DOES NOT COMPUTE"

(back wgen my daily driver was dos (yes, in the 21st centory), back when it was windows and now that its linux...yeahhh...even if im a total NOOB at it i have the social skills of someone who spenda all day in the tty...maybe doing tbat but cmd in windows helped a bit xd)

That robot looks uncannily like Mark Zuckerberg.

The word "free" does not refer to price; it refers to freedom.

0. The freedom to use your wife as you wish, for any purpose.
1. The freedom to study how your wife works, and change her so she works for you as you wish, instead of her controlling you.
2. The freedom to redistribute your wife to your neighbor.
3. The freedom to distribute your modified wife to others. By doing this you can give the whole community a chance to benefit from your changed wife.

I am the wife.

Unrelated, why aren't there more women in Linux spaces? We'll never get to the bottom of it I fear. I haven't read the comments in this thread yet, I'm sure they're all completely uncontroversial.

Hold on, bout to fork OPs wife

Um sure? As long as she is up for it. I love her, I don't own her. Keep it safe, sane, and consensual, then who am I to argue.

Sure, here's her genome. Feel free to compile one yourself.

Windows users when I ask them if they debloat their girlfriends before using them.

You can’t see her because she’s decentralized

…I’m not crying

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I don't own my wife.

Honestly, I'd love a FOSSWIFE.

Wife? What's that? My Wi-Fi isn't free, though.

You must mean WiFi.

When someone gives you that emotionless stare, it means not only is you comment not funny, it's not really socially acceptable.

Linux users are not all male, or all straight, or single. Outside of incel groups, most groups aren't (probably even they have members who secretly aren't!) 😃

Why yes, I 3D printed her parts myself.

Counter question: Is your wife software?

Would I have to say yes if I let my wife roam cage free?

Didn't get there, couldn't figure out the documentation.

Thier wife =/= software

does a fleshlight count?

My wife, like my WiFi, is a mesh.

OPs (imaginary or AI) wife must come with a lot of proprietary bloat

var lock

Hey, take my wife for example. No, really, please! I'm begging.