Rule of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest,

And now you know it's a thing.

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While she had no regrets about throwing the lever to douse her husband's mistress in molten gold, Blanche did feel a pang of conscience for the innocent bystanders whose proximity had caused them to suffer gilt by association.
Adam Chmelka, Olathe, KS
I think this one is my fav
- That is so painful to read, in the best way
Banger after banger
I would like an AI language model to be trained only on these submissions.
You can be god damn sure I've just submitted one.