finally...

I've got one that I treat like gold. They're a childhood friend that is a divorced alcoholic ex-con that went down the keto->carnivore->jordan-peterson->red-pill->gamer-gate pipeline, so not exactly a quality human. But I like to think I'm doing society a favour by keeping tabs on them.

I wish I had a better best friend, but I'm lucky to have even this one.

Everyone is doing so badly this feels like a humblebrag

I'm pretty busy with work and family stuff, but if you're looking for a pen pal I'd give it a shot.

I will be your friend

Hobbies is usually one way to talk to people who you may become friends with often.

"Real friends" as an adult means people you see more than once a year outside of work and family, who you can name and know the name of at least one of their kids.

Rule 1: don't fuck your friends.

Sounds like a fucking good time, but here is the plan: "when it comes 2 fucking, don't fuck!"

Be a regular at a theme night at some bars

Maybe check out if there are any hacker spaces near you if you're more into crafting and making things

Get addicted to video games and party up with strangers

"I see in the fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars, advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of the history man, no purpose or place, we have no Great war, no Great depression, our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives, we've been all raised by television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won't and we're slowly learning that fact. and we're very very pissed off." -Tylor Durden

I truly don't understand how people have friend groups as adults. It was a pain in the ass to get my 6 friends (two separate groups of 3) together for my birthday with a month notice. One of those friends has a big friend group from high school and now that they're all around 25 they're starting to find out just how little opportunity there is to get 12 people together who all live in different places now, have partners, jobs, some even kids already.

I truly don't understand how people have friend groups as adults. It was a pain in the ass to get my 6 friends (two separate groups of 3) together for my birthday with a month notice. One of those friends has a big friend group from high school and now that they're all around 25 they're starting to find out just how little opportunity there is to get 12 people together who all live in different places now, have partners, jobs, some even kids already.

I truly don't understand how people have friend groups as adults. It was a pain in the ass to get my 6 friends (two separate groups of 3) together for my birthday with a month notice. One of those friends has a big friend group from high school and now that they're all around 25 they're starting to find out just how little opportunity there is to get 12 people together who all live in different places now, have partners, jobs, some even kids already.

By golly!

Why did you mention it?! Now we can never unsee it!

Aileron black

Why would you do this to me?

here you go.

Anxiety, thx I am still learning.
Changed it.

True, best part.

Isn't that depression feed brother?