CENSORED!!!!!!!!!!1
CENSORED!!!!!!!!!!1
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What is this Star Trek incantation shit
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I'm a little bit stoned and it took me like 2 solid minutes and several rereads to figure out what the fuck this was, and I still think it's just buzzword salad
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I'm not stoned and same.
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The author really believes it and has even sued over it.
https://retractionwatch.com/2023/08/11/author- of-paper-on-covid-19-and-jade-amulets-sues-employer-for-mental-anguish-discrimination/
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The link broke.
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Literally into two peices
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Eh?
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I think I lost neurons reading that.
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Just the weak ones. Collectively, your brain is now stronger.
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They forgot to include the crucial step where you reverse the polarity of the neutron flow
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Oh come on that's just nonsense. Let's stick to real science here please.
All you need to do is make sure that the area has been sweeped by chronotron particles filtered through a multiphasic tachyon diffractor.
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You need a deflector dish to do that.
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That made my head spin. Sorry about the pun - guilty as charged.
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This pseudo science made the photosynthesis in my arepa produce chemtrail fuel
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The fuck did I just read?
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Yeah... Hmm... Oh yeah.
I know some of these words.
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serpentinization, lol
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From Wikipedia
Serpentinization is a hydration and metamorphic transformation of ferromagnesian minerals, such as olivine and pyroxene, in mafic and ultramafic rock to produce serpentinite.
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A lithosphere (from Ancient Greek λίθος (líthos) 'rocky' and σφαίρα (sphaíra) 'sphere') is the rigid, outermost rocky shell of a terrestrial planet or natural satellite. On Earth, it is composed of the crust and the lithospheric mantle, the topmost portion of the upper mantle that behaves elastically on time scales of up to thousands of years or more.
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So, snake oil
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I also speak Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serpentinite
:-D
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That sudy screams confirmation bias.
This is like "Is this the best barber in the world of Italian/Irish heritage with scorleosis and balding hairline named Joseph?" .... The answer is always: "Probably, yes"
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Someone swallowed a dictionary.
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Okay, but now I really want to read the rest of the paper to see what R'lyehian incantations it contains.
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Tekeli-li!
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There is no
warpandemic in Ba Sing Se-
SECRET TUNNEL!
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Ok, small deviation, was it ever "Ba Sing Sah' instead of "Ba Sing Se"? Cause everybody that I know (and who knows ATLB) tells me it was always "Ba Sing Se", but I almost swear that it was "Ba Sing Sah"...I can hear her saying "Bah Sing Sah"...have I been brainwashed?
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Nah bro it was always Ba Sing Se. You're on some weird Mandela effect, must be in the wrong timeline.
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Basingse is the pinyin transliteration of the simplified Chinese characters 永固城. 城 is se. 永固城 means Great Impenetrable City. Sah, I don't think, is a pinyin transliteration.
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I've never heard "Ba Sing Sah" and I watched it when it aired, and more recently
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Here the Research Gate link if you want to check out the full extent of this XD http://dx.doi.org/10.13140/RG.2.2.30887.09128
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Was there a competition for longest paper title that I missed?
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blinks*
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serpentinization, lol
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Isnt China the place covid19 originated from?
Wouldnt some chinese people already tried traditional chinese medicine 4 years ago?
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Magnets! How do they work!?!
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Wut?
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The scary thing is that this managed to get published in the first place.
And it is sad that they had it withdrawn. I would love to see that real science rips this idea to shreds.
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In layperson's terms: Standing in a certain spot while holding an iron bar will stop COVID from reproducing.
So long as that spot is 6 feet away from everyone else, they might be on to something. More research is required.
If anyone breaks your social distancing, smack 'em with the iron bar
Magic rocks!
There's some rocks I'm sure that can be used to kill covid.
is that spot inside an active volcano?