8mo ago

If trump appoints someone that doesn't last as long as Anthony Scaramucci do we measure that in fractional moochies or do we abandon the mooch system because it failed us?

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It’s a metric scale—just use centimoochies.
- We don't use metric here - it's three teamoochies to a tablemooch and then the perfectly rational 16 tablemoochies to the cuppamooch.
- Millimooch has such a nice ring to it
- A decimooch is just longer than a day.
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- Fortunately, the charging one has been solved now that we've all standardized on mini-USB. Or is it micro-USB? Shit.
  Randle Monroe (2013)
We're going to need a conversion chart of international units, 5 moochies = 1 truss, etc.
- I'll accept this
Not going to lie, but have you seen Trump. Dude looks like he's going to killover at any moment. Trump is more likely to be the first person to leave the administration.
- I wouldn't mind the trump presidency ending in a few moochies.
Is this a follow-up to my observation about appointments potentially terminating well before Trump is even sworn in?
I think we landed on using negative mooches.
- I can’t help but despise people coming out of that cabinet getting book deals and exposé articles. Even if their train wreck made for Sitcom material I dislike rewarding them.
Micromoochies, Nanomoochies, Picomoochies? The possibilities are endless
- I got bored and attempted to do some monster math (this is chicken scratch and very likely wrong)
  But if your going ~60 miles per hour that should be the same as 249658.8 smoots per mochie.
I'm looking forward to a few negative moochies as his picks get dumped even before the confirmation hearings.
I enjoy listening to Katty Kay and the Mooch. However, I think we hit peak Mooch just before election day.
I am still favour of using the Mooch system for measuring the length of appointments, just for the sake of nostalgia. We need to standardize it, though. Is it 11 days or 10?
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