Discussion thread - 19 November

Why is she so obsessed with trying to convince us her man is cool? Me thinks the lady doth protest too much. Maybe cause I'm used to my latin culture, but umm, that man couldn't dance at all? Ok, he could blow a conch, so can small children. And he is NOT part of any boat crew. He's a landlocked suburban dork with dainty hands and one pair of shorts. He talks to her with disdain and like she's an idiot and she giggles about it. Couldn't be me.
I don't even feel bad snarking on him cause he's complacent in all her shitty behavior just to ride the gravy train.
- 🤣 a landlocked suburban dork with dainty hands and one pair of shorts 💀
  
  And one pair of jeans… you can’t forget those
  
  Emotional support jorts lol
- I was legit JUST coming to post about how it’s only ever on vacation that she has to flaunt how happy and in love they are and how much he loves her body etc. She never acts like this at home. I swear she’s only happy in her relationships with her husband and even her kids when they’re on vacation/away from home. Like here’s another smug staged pic that they’re so in love and HA sucks for you haters. Like Jfc go take care of your kid for once.
  
  Her lips look like San Diego. I believe the translation for that is, a whales vagina
  
  If you zoom in on that pic the gross beard hairs look really odd.
- It seems like once or twice a year Shane plays content husband. Remember Sarah’s Christmas of gifts of experiences or stuff - I think she makes him do this as her gift. That or he’s high.
  
  She's looked so high much of the time. Especially at the airport
  
  Gotta keep the grift going!
- He can blow a conch so well because he’s used to blowing smoke up her ass
  
  She’s out of practice. She no doubt hasn’t blown since they’ve been married.

I used to like her but her authenticity is LONG GONE. Not sure who she thinks she is but she’s realllllly trying hard to be a celebrity. I’m quite frankly sick and tired of the free ride she’s getting - and for what? Being a phoney “body positivity” advocate? She’s full of Botox, fillers and cosmetic procedures, fake hair, fake nails, and the list goes on. Ffs be a mother to your baby!! Put your toddler in a program with other kids!! That poor kid lives in the Nana K bubble and maybe gets to go to Disney a couple times a year 🤦🏻‍♀️ My friend reached out to the bird to advertise her children’s clothing line - remember when the bird was all about “SUPPORT LOCAL”?? Ya well she will only support you if you pay her 25K USD PER STORY!! Plus free merchandise. EW, how disgusting she is!!!
- And her stories are low effort, unprofessional trash. It's fucking absurd.
  
  She said she’s going to be doing interviews. That should be interesting! 🧐
- That's ridiculous.
- That’s disgusting

Is she gonna say she hates you guys or something? Like wtf is this. This is her way of justifying that it’s okay to keep ditching her little one 4 times in the last week? And I’m sure another Disney trip is incoming 🙄
- Always with the psychotic look
- Another family trip?? Amazing. Remember back in August how she claimed it was going to be their last family trip because M was going to University?
  
  It’s insufferable!!! She’s probably taking them to Paris so she can have her picture with the castle.
  How many times do they need to go away? Her carbon footprint is becoming insane. She seems to think she needs to buy her families love instead of just spending time at home infront of the tree and just enjoying each others company. The only way she spends time with her kids if when it’s doing experiences and pulling them around for content.
  
  I’m pretty sure they have been invited on the media cruise for the new Disney cruise ship, the Disney Treasure. They were on the preview cruise for the wish and the media event for the newest ship is taking place in December so I betcha that is the family trip she is talking about
- That's exactly what she is trying to do. See? L is so happy for them! She doesn't have to feel guilty. Was L happy for her when she went to LA too? And NYC?
  
  As if a little person can process all that? She just thinks it’s normal to be left behind.
- Now she has L FaceTiming with Goofy. Sorry you couldn’t come sweetie but look how great I am getting you on FaceTime with a character 🙄 and the fact she makes Shane film her doing this, no private moments here.
  
  This is manipulation at its finest. It’s like teasing a child. What sicko would do that?!?! “Look at how much fun we are having without you, at a place you would love”
  
  That’s just cruel. Leave the kid alone at this point.
  
  This was absolutely disgusting and so tasteless
- I don’t watch her “stories/lies” anymore. What was her reasoning for not taking Lemon with them? I am assuming a Disney event is kid friendly 🤔 They can take a trip together anywhere, anytime they want.
  
  She didn't address it. I was also waiting to hear her "explanation". I don't see a reason why she couldn't have tagged along, even at her own expense if that's what it came down to. I assume she didn't want to be bothered with her.
  
  I bet she was allowed to bring her but Sarah just didn’t want to have to deal with her much like her excuse that she was “too little” for the NYC event. She wouldn’t be able to film videos about how much Shane loves her cellulite that she erases daily and how in love they are if she had to take care of L during it.

She’s more than 7000 kms away from her child, and yet she’s still exploiting her for content. This woman makes me sick. Imagine torturing that child with FaceTime calls with her faveourire characters, so she can show us all what a wonderful mother she is. Disgusting! 🤮
- She makes me so mad. It feels like she’s gaslighting her own child, how sick is that? “You couldn’t come away with mommy and daddy, but here’s your fave Disney characters through a screen. Aren’t I a great mommy?”.
  Leave the poor girl alone. You didn’t take her on the trip, just let her enjoy her day with someone who actually wants to be with her.
- Sweet L only knows life through screens. When Sarah is home with her she’s also always talking at her through the phones camera. This is next level ignorant for this grown woman to be flaunting her fun at her kid.

Do her followers not see how she looks nothing like how she portrays online? Or are They too busy blowing smoke up her ass?
- Real life Disney Princess 😵‍💫🤮
  ETA: I feel this is as close to her real face as we see?
- Bear with me here. I’m learning how to use this site. But what in the fresh hell is going on with her legs? Left leg vs right - or am I receiving it this way? 😒
  
  I’m receiving it the same way!
  
  Being filmed again eating that thing again at Disney again
- She looks high AF again. Those eyes are empty

And again…😬
- "OMG honey! Look how much fun we are having here without you! You would have LOVED it here, but we don't care that much about you. But don't worry, I'll bring you back another stuffie to make up for it and post the affiliate link. What's that? (NK whispering to L) You're happy for us and think I'm pretty? Good content baby.....errr...I mean, I think you're alright too"
- Pulls in the jowls.

Bird trying to dance is like watching a baby giraffe attempting to walk for the 1st time.
- Sometimes I swear she just acts like that on purpose, like how can someone be so goddamn incompetent in everything they do?
- 😂

In case anyone was wondering Sarah would like you all to know that this roomy dress is from before L was born. This is Sarah’s version of a before and after, look, it fits. 🙄
- She’s sad she doesn’t have an affiliate anymore. She honestly thinks people would die without an affiliate on every single things she wears/has. Delusional.
  
  I need the masterminds at Instagram to tell me how many DMs there are truly asking for links.
- Yep, I caught that too. 🙄
- I sometimes wonder if she holds a bit of disdain for poor L for "ruining" her body. I think pre L she was feeling herself hard. I guess she didn't account for her body's natural changes after 12 years. There was no way she was going to "bounce back" the way she did after B in her late 30s vs her 20s. It's totally normal and expected. Then she didn't lose the weight fast enough, which again, late 30s. It doesn't fall off anymore!

Sorry everyone, I've changed accounts and didn't follow this community on the new one 😅
- Thank you for still being here, you’re the best!
  
  Happy to help !

Who is this?
- Not the Sarah typically seen on Instagram that’s for sure. She’s just gaslighting her followers as usual.

Lemmy, fetch!
- I was able to get a few comments manually, hopefully this means the issue is solved
  
  Sorry for lack of updates, was a busy day. Lemmy.ca admin did come back to me, but with no good news - nothing obviously failing on their end either. How did you fetch those comments? Is it just the new ones coming through or is there a magic incantation to get them?

Bird should get one of these ornaments added to her tree.
- She 100% would get The Substance. (Great movie btw)

Is the Ariana Christie snark gone? Or is Reddit glitching? I can’t go into the page but I was able to last night!
- Nm I can get in now. Weird!
- It is so bad right now!

Does anyone have the picture “Jen” from reddit posted of all the plants in the front of her window?
- I was thinking the same thing. 36 post to Reddit in the span of 2 hours going so hard for TBP is SO unhinged
  
  Sarah’s gotta realize that’s embarrassing for her. If she has her part of the internet we can have ours.
  
  I need to see that picture because I have something that looks a lot like it from what I can remember.
- Found it
  
  Damn! The trees in the background are different. Mystery unsolved.
- Anyone know where pleasanttax is now?