Promise (2024-11-11)
Promise (2024-11-11)
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/promise-2
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This is more commonly known as the median voter theorem.
Bonus panel
I will commit genocide +1?
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I mean that’s essentially what the republicans offered…
Well that is basically what Trump offered and it worked
Very well: I promise to kill zero puppies
Aaaand this is the problem with two-party system
Three party system : I will do everything party A+2 and party B+1
Unfortunately party A&B spent the last 4 decades destroying the education system so no one knows algebra anymore (including me so I might have done that wrong).
Wait... If you add all the numbers together, don't you get 0? Since for every number you're also adding the negative.
You're probably gonna hate this, but I think it actually matters how you add them up. Cuz think if you add 0 + 1 + 2 - 1 + 3 - 2 + 4... that pattern will always be positive. (And this is assuming we're only using integers)
And this is why I don't ask the mathematicians in my life to sum up infinite lists of integers anymore. Smh
Huh that would make him the most truthful politician... What a paradox
Technically (not really) sum of all positive integers results in -1/12, which is due to the nature of infinite series and MATH I no longer understand. So it stands to reason, that if you add a -1 multiplier and sum results of both series together, you would get 0! Approximately.
But 0! is 1.
For Harris/Walz, offering anything was too much. Other than more genocide, that is.
It's the opponent's promises minus 1: I'll do border walls but without the domestic concentration camps
The Political Price is Right!
Glad you were here for us to make this comment.
He's got my vote
He's going the distance!
He's going for speed!
She's all alone (all alone!) in her time of need
6 minute abs