Seagal's getting on the Bruce Willis "old action movie fuck punching a time card" bandwagon, huh?
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Whistle blown, MAGA boomers barking around the block
EDIT: I didn't know about Bruce Willis' brain condition and I now completely understand and support his bag-getting and phoning it in to make his remaining years more comfortable.
Seagal's getting on the Bruce Willis "old action movie fuck punching a time card" bandwagon, huh?
Willis at least did his bad action movie arc with a purpose: he knew his brain had an expiry date, and wanted to secure as large a bag as possible before he wouldn't be able to work anymore.
90s action movie star, one time actual martial artist, but for the last twenty years he's mostly been an embarrassment. And then there's the sexual abuse allegations!
Who is this guy?
he's an actor who makes his own movies and writers his own effusive character summaries of himself as the commensurate badass of all badasses, to be delivered on screen.
I remember even at age 10 when I was trying to jump kick and karate chop everything, finding this shit cheesy.
Also did you know Steven Seagal has it in his contract that all his movies need to be titled such that it can be said in the trailer that "Steven Seagal IS [movie title]"?
Backhendl is a German term for roast chicken (at least in some dialect), Friedhof means graveyard. Backhendlfriedhof is a derogatory term for fat person.