That looks a lot my cat. I had to get rid of it because I was allergic.
And because it ate my leg. Bit it clean off.
I miss you, kitty. 😥
Maybe you shouldn't be seafood if you don't want to be eaten by cats. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Airborne seafood.
Cat just batted him around a few times in the air first, before chowing down on a leg.
If not friend, why friend shaped
As lesser cats, mountain lions purr and meow!
Still do not recommend petting.
There are socialized individuals that can be handled by their trainers, but yeah they're not house cats, they haven't spent thousands of years adapting to humans, and they will casually maul you.
Cheetah meows are some of the most adorable meows
They sound like real life Yoshis
That has to be the most chill cougar ever.
Their face looks like “you know, I was going to murder you, but I’m just gonna see how long you keep this up for until you realize.
Playing with your food. My broccoli never rubs my feet.
"I think your little dog looks tasty. It's literally the only reason I'm here right now."
I'm certain the mountain lion is calculating his/her next meal within the house.
They really are beautiful animals. Deadly beauty.
big cans
Is that a cougar?
Wet Cougar in the bathtub.
I think it's a puma
IT'S NOT A PUUUUUMAAAAHHH
Nah. Mountain lion.
Didn't I tell you to stop making up animals?
Puma, mountain lion and cougars are the same animal. https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/animals/mountain-lion-puma-cougar
What in Sam hell is a puma?
THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN GARDENS! (It's a reference, let's see if someone gets it)
I HEARD IT BUT THERE AREN'T COUGARS IN GARDENS! THIS- THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!
Or, it could be a catamount.
Yes
That's all fun and games until he eats your face
Yeah. I got a leg scar from a domestic cat that I've raised from kittendom, who'd easily have ripped my face if she could reach it*. A wild, larger, and more powerful version of that seems like a bad idea.
*because I was holding a kitten that she never saw before. Yup. Fuck you Kika, I love you but you're a bloody arsehole.
The biggest mistake anyone can make with a 10 pound domestic housecat is to underestimate one. Cats seriously punch far above their weight. Like someone welded a bunch of razor blades to a flying, out of control angle grinder that always knows which way is down. A cat can ruin your day quickly.
It's fortunate their primary prey is plastic.
ILL TAKE IT!! imagine the snuggles that thing could give you 🤩
It'll snuggle you for the rest of your life.
I absolutely adore mountain lions. But knowing that they can pierce my skull with their teeth would keep me out of that room.
This is my kind of shoulder cat.
I think you may be his type of shoulder human
Squish that cat
Surprisingly calm while being given a bath.
I think he's Puma Messi, he's been hand-raised from a cub and has medical conditions that prevent him from being able to live wild and also make him smaller and less energetic than most pumas. I'm not a fan of keeping wild animals as pets, but they appear to treat him with love and kindness and give him the individual attention and care he needs, although I didn't do a deep dive.
Yes, and he was going to be euthanized by the zoo because of his medical issues. He was rescued by a Russian couple who runs the youtube channel "i_am_puma", starring Messi.
Martha!
Why did you say that name?
For the fans of Baskets
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