Dr. Zoidberg is a fully-qualified medical doctor, though, and a good one at that. Just not for humans. Even so, he's quite good, given that he hasn't killed any of his human patients, though they may come out a little different.
As is Doctor Who, who has high qualifications in literally everything. It took them a few goes, but they got there in the end.
Doctor Evil didn't go to Evil Medical School for six years to be put in the section with no training, thank you very much!
Top right corner, there's a Collage Humor watermark.
It explains why this is so inaccurate
For reference on the no training side:
Dr. Dre and Dr. Venture: Both possess honorary doctorates. The former from UCLA, the latter from a Tijuana community college.
Dr. Pepper: Charles T. Pepper did have a medical doctorate. He is cited as a possible source of the name.
Dr. Evil: Evil medical school.
Zoidberg: Claims he lost it in a volcano, more likely a art history degree.
Dr. Horrible: Likely physics though he claims Horribleness (though it could be a catchphrase.)
Dr. Seuss: Intended to get a Doctorate of Philosophy, got an honorary doctorate of Humane Letters.
The Doctor: Per This - While pretending to be the Doctor in an effort to save herself from an army of Cybermen, one of the planet’s deadliest enemies, in Death in Heaven, Clara said: ‘I don’t even really have a doctorate. Well Glasgow University, but then I accidentally graduated in the wrong century.’
Doc: Does become a doctor at Storybrooke hospital in a live action show, "Once Upon a Time", apparently not a surgeon though.
Spin Doctors: No doctors.I feel like a fair amount of those on the trained side aren't medical doctors (Phil, Ock, Robotnik, Lector, Honeydew) or at the very least, aren't folks you'd want around for your heart attack.
Some unsolicited comments on this:
- I would absolutely trade Dr. Bunsen Honeydew with Dr. Mario.
- The Dr. Pepper position is just pure slander.
- Dr. Horrible and Doogie Howser, MD is the true duality of humanity.
- Zoidberg is suspiciously much higher along the Y-axis than I would personally prefer.
- Dr. Dre, like I would forget, is absolutely a quadrant II candidate. There's just no way I'd put Spin Doctors high along the Y-axis than Dre.
- Dr. Phil has training that's a shock?
- Bro I'd trust Dr. Pepper more than a lot of people on this list
The more anyone looks at this, the worse it gets.
Someone needs to fix this. But not me, I don't have my doctorate in memeology yet.
Excuse me! Dr Pepper should be an absolute top left corner candidate.
You should probably switch Zoidberg with Dr. Pepper.
Ah, the late, great Hannibal Lecter.
Dwarf Doc isn't a medical doctor, that's just his nickname. He's a drug connection.
I'm curious what the rankings of all the star trek doctors would be.
Like for competence, would Flox (sp?) or EMH top the list?
Or for charisma, would it be Flox or Bashir?
For not taking shit EMH or Bones?
Closest with the captain, Bones or Crusher?
Most victim of the writers, Pulaski or Fitzgerald? (First one at least got a season but the second one didn't even get an actor)
Hannibal goes at the top-right if you're not rude.
Phil and Venture at the same level of trust is rough but true.
When did the cat in the hat become his creator?
"Dr" Bubs is in Quadrant III. He's the most quackinest.
Ah, I see there was no room to include Janet Doctor Scott Janet Brad Rocky Bullwinkle.
Where is House MD?
Dr Quinn any day.
Why isn't Dr Mike on here?
*Hannibal Lecter
Dr Pepper very nice tho
No Doc Holliday?
But what about Doctor Detroit, then? And Doctor Strangelove?
Why is Dr Oz in the bottom right corner? Havent seen his show in a while
Update: https://www.thelist.com/1580619/whatever-happened-to-dr-oz/
