Alien Abduction

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They must have gotten one of those puzzles that's nothing but cultural references from the 90's
- I was wondering why they thought a turtle would help.
Crosswords suck. It's just trivia, and most trivia is middle aged neurotypicals shaming other people for not sharing the same interests.
- True, It’s a shame planet Earth decided to have a crossword puzzle based economy, Isn’t that right fellow human? Long Live McDonald’s.
Aliens find Earth
“We will subjugate this entire planet!”
Aliens discover Sudoku
“Oh shit, Humans are way smarter than we are!”
Man, I wouldn't even want to try to do a crossword in Spanish, and compared to an alien language it's basically just English with more accent marks.

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