You're not you when you're dooming.

Was this an actual real post or satire?

I genuinely have no clue.

I went on chatgpt and said "Write an advertisement that plays on the fears of gen z then suggests they eat a snickers". It returned almost the same as above.

Boy you guys talk so much about student debt that I'm very thankful to not have it

That's so cynical that I would almost kinda respect it if I didn't hate marketing on principle.

CONSUME

I am not 35. I'm 34.

Yeah, low blood sugar does that... wars and shit.

I genuinely can't tell if this is fake. I fucking hate this world. Anyone want to team up to build a time machine and travel the future until the perfect utopia is achieved?

literally just trying to stay alive until my mother passes away, just so she doesn't have to bury a child. Then it can finally be over.

Like, I got personal reasons I think life sucks, but boy howdy I have no shortage of "big picture" reasons too. The future is bleak, at best.

Because when you're down in life, nothing quite helps like getting fat, diabetes and cavities.

Treat yourself to even more problems!

Lace it with LSD and it'll fix my outlook on life for about six months until reality wears me down again.

I miss Nihilist Arby's.

"You’re older than you’ve ever been, younger than you’ll ever be again, and you’re also a pointless biological accident in an entropic void and your sentience literally has zero significance

Eat Arby’s"

So you're saying it's not just me?

Nihilist Arby's all over again.

Jokes on you, I'm only 25!

Good old mars wrigley. Always giving lip service to helping the environment.

One more plastic wrapper for the fire!

Older and even more broken than all that.

Aah..... Embrace absurdism.

Honestly, I always need a Snickers. God damn.

I know I do

Covid commercials in a nutshell

I'm 42 and my uni debt was about 15k GBP, down to a couple of grand now as I've just been paying interest until the last 5 years when I landed a good job and started clearing it. Out of interest, what was the amount you owed in your country when you finished, and what do you owe now at your current age?

Maybe...

Now you'll have diabetes, if nothing else.

Nah, Americans will vote for killing children in the Gaza prison. Because ANYTHING but Trump is what’s good.

Even if that means supporting Israel’s genocide.

And American’s will still act like they have some moral superiority over the people they paid into bombing. 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡