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9mo ago

Remember the employees of Impact Plastics

Via FuckYouIQuit on X/Twitter

As Hurricane Milton prepares to circumcise the United States, please remember your job isn't worth it. If your area is under an evacuation order, please evacuate, even if your shitty job is telling you to stay and show up for work. Please stay safe.

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How the fuck is it not extremely illegal to tell (or even force) someone to work when there is an official evacuation order?
- Because
  
  Freedumb more like it lmaobang
- FREEDOM©®™
  
  some assembly required, not valid in all states, may cause premature death
- At will employment. Even if it is illegal they could fire you the next day with no repercussions as long as they don't say, "I'm firing you for (ABC illegal reason)". You'd be surprised how often employers fuck that up and get sued successfully.
- I'd imagine it is illegal or at the very least that you don't have to obey that them telling you to stay put. It could be that the companies don't give a shit either way
  
  You can always leave, but they can always fire you for it.
Tell your boss that they can stay and die in the hurricane if they want to, but you're leaving. And then actually leave. Fuck those assholes.
- I think it'd be better to tell that and then not even leave, just stick around working after you've told off your boss
  
  But.. why? The entire point is to not be there when the massive wall of water and wind slams into the building.
  
  It's possible that they're just parroting their own boss' bullshit out of fear for losing their own job. It never hurts to give them fair warning. But it remains for them to be smart and brave enough to defy their boss and leave.
One of the first lessons I learned is it's better to take the half day then wait for management to let you go.
Office will keep you there until the roads close before letting you go home. But then how do you go home?
- When I lived in South GA, and we were expecting snow for the first time in 5 years, I begged bosses to let us go before it got there. I lived less than 10 minutes from work and used to live in Michigan...but we know what to expect. They said things will be fine.
  Accidents galore
I don't think cutting right through the middle counts as circumcision.
- Milton’s on shrooms and has an axe
  
  Dammit, Milton! I'm calling the FDA!
- The U.S. is getting gender reassignment surgery.
  
  Gender switched from "nice" to "micropenis"
- Look Florida is obviously an injured limb that's festering. It needs to be amputated and Milton signed up for the job. We tried to offer it to Helene but she decided to take a mountain vacation during this sprint.
- BOBBIT Chopping motion with hand
  
  Should've been hurricane Lorena after Ms Bobbitt
- You say circumcision, I say castration, ehhhh potayto potahto
- The hurricane botched it because of climate change 😔
- More like a c-section
Cursed avocado
I know it already passed but I want to share that I came to work when I got 5 separate alerts of this.

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