Did you know it takes around 30 days 9 hours and 59 minutes to ride around Australia?

You can't drive around the coast there, let alone ride a bike.

Here are the existing roads which are impassable half the year during the wet season.

The real cop out is riding the inland route between Melbourne, Canberra and Sydney, instead of going up the south eastern coast.

Still 500 km / 300 miles every day for 30 days is pretty impressive.

That peninsula has a name, you know.

...I mean, I couldn't say it off the top of my head, but it does have a name!

(it's the Cape York Peninsula, apparently. Apparently the population there is still 60% Indigenous, and they've successfully won native title rights to 45% of the land. The peninsula is largely coterminous with the traditional extent of the Paman languages, one of the two main branches of Pama-Nyungan, the largest language family in Australia — and among the Paman languages is Guugu Yimithirr, the language the word "kangaroo" is from. The Cape York Peninsula is also home to a number of Indigenous sign languages, and there is even a dialect of Auslan heavily borrowing from these, spoken by Deaf Indigenous people on the peninsula. Way cool!)

You may as well try to ride a bike through the Darien Gap. That shit gives First Nations scouts trouble.

Far north Queensland is a whole thing. Can't really ride a bike the whole way around I'd think.

The Australian wildlife thing is pretty exaggerated. If you stick to the roads you'd probably only rarely get close to a wild animal, and it'll just be vibing along and leave you be.

Except in far north Queensland and parts of the NT which were avoided for a reason.

A while