anytime someone asks why I'm wearing a mask I say it's because I don't trust the government. they either short circuit long enough for me to walk away or immediately go "hell yeah" and try to fist bump me
I told my landlord during lockdown that his handyman had to wear a mask when he came to my house so he wore a "fuck Biden" mask and I was just like haha I love your mask man fuck that guy
This is kind of unironically true. I've been to a couple casinos recently in teh past year or two and they make you take pictures for facial recognition.