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3 issues
- Not standing
- There are 5 of them
- Which Jesus?
45 0 Reply#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
30 0 ReplyThat was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
21 0 ReplyWhen Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
The same holds true for Martin Sheen:
5 0 ReplyWhen the president stands, nobody sits
3 0 ReplyLater that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance.
Jesus Christ!
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- Which Jesus?
Credit: https://www.deviantart.com/xianjaguar/art/Cougar-Worshipping-7957664
14 1 ReplyThe Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (2005)
dir: Andrew Adamson
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This reminds me of a joke:
Why didn't Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
5 0 ReplyNot only does Jesus play basketball, he's a super dick about it:
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Plot twist: the guy in the middle is jesus.
5 0 ReplyMaybe the fifth one is Jesus?
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