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me_irl @lemmy.world zedgeist @lemmy.world 4 days ago

me_irl

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You can just say ADHD
- adhd is like being good at the game but you have to play on an atari
  
  "Life gave me a Madcatz controller"
  
  "Ferrari engine with bicycle brakes"
- How's the prevalence of bisexuality in adhd peeps?
  
  I wouldn't sleep with a "vanilla" guy because I'm only attracted to feminine features but I don't care about penis vs vagina. I'm attracted to femboys, women with cocks and women without cocks.
Fuck off, I'm still gifted
- You sure are! 🤗
that specific combination of things describes over 90% of lemmy
- 99% of Tumblr
- Only if you don't know what a leftist is
  
  uh oh lemmygrad is leaking
  
  /s but yeah American "leftists" over here conservative af
Pfffft. Miss me with that shit.

I drink tea thank you.
- This meme is nothing like me. I don’t drink caffeine.
Yeah but all they do is eat hot chip and lie.
I'm all of these things except bisexual. At least I think so.

For some reason this particular profile of a person is very prevalent. The traits tend to occur together.
- If you try it, you’ll like it :)
  
  I did, and I did not
  
  The only way I'll try it at this point is if my gf decides to stage a threesome, which, to put it mildly, is highly unlikely.
  
  That being said, I feel very strongly about some of my close male friends. Maybe that is the spectre of homosex, I do not know.
Hey I did not ask to be so specifically attacked here
- Right?
  
  So... Wanna do hay stuff?
Couldn't be me, I don't drink ice coffee. Yet.
- How does one drink ice coffee when sleeping till noon?
  
  Does not compute.
  
  Easy. Wake up after noon make coffee pour over ice, enjoy. It's required when you only sleep for ~5 hours.
  
  They were formerly gifted at that, too
  
  Like normally, you drink it when you wake up...? Coffee generally doesn't make people sleep shorter, it just makes it harder to fall asleep.
  
  Night shift?
- Does espresso count more or less?
  
  It counts much more.
  
  what about monster ultra?
Sleep until noon? In this economy?
- they're children without jobs
- Do more crime
Ice coffee sounds difficult to make. Do I have to roast the ice first? Should I go for a light roast or dark on it?
- Instant coffee, water, milk, ice. Make coffee into paste with water in the cup, pour milk to the top, put in ice, stir not shaken
  
  I appreciate the answer (iced coffee is really popular here in Japan). I was mostly poking fun at how someone would make coffee out of ice (like ice tea -- isn't that just cold water steeped in other water?)
  
  Add your preferred amount of sugar to the paste and shake it vigorously instead, so it makes a think foam. Filter water and milk through the foam and add ice cubes. You now got Greek Frappè
- Cold brew on ice. With simple syrup and some milk. Easy peasy.
  
  Roasted ice is delicious, though. Mmm.
- Brew coffee a little stronger than normal, so it can have ice added, and chill it before serving.
I drink cold brew, thank you very much
I'm not Bi, per se. But if Ryan Reynolds was game.... this might be about me too.
- Armisted Maupin had this thing he talked about in his books at one point.
  
  That every generation has one public figure that even straight boys can be gay for.
  
  Now, at the time, he said that it had been Mick Jagger, and then Bruce Springsteen.
  
  But today? Ryan Reynolds is absolutely the acceptable gay crush for straight guys.
  
  I feel so seen
  
  Ah, yes. Heterosexuality.
  
  We have dismissed this claim.
- There are two kinds of bi people:
  
  I'm not gay, but...
  
  And:
  
  Look how tall she is! And look how small he is!
  
  Everything else is a variation of The Exception or Bisexual Panic.
oh god, they found me, too
I remembee seeing this years ago and being like damn thats really close but I don't match everything. Oh how the turn tables
The Algorithm is so wrong: no depression here.
Gay and coldbrew, thank you
Huh. Neat.
stfu and leave. me. ALONE!
I feel like half the people think they're former gifted childs or some other form of lazy geniuses
- "Former gifted" just means some adults used to tell em they gonna make it big because they're special. And then in adulthood they struggle, either because they aren't actually gifted or the "gift" is just autism and nobody cares now that they're adults.
  
  Nah it could mean precocious. I learned to read (like, read the newspaper) by 3 and tested with a ridiculous high IQ at 7 but as an adult I feel quite average, related better with adults as a child but relate well with adults as an adult too.
  
  "you are so smart, just a bit lazy"
✋
Why are you trying to normalize depressed kids?
Bisexual - No

Introverted - Yes

Leftist - Yes

Gifted Child - No

Depression - No

Ice Coffee - No

Sleep till noon - No

2/7 not bad
- This data at least suggests that iced coffee might turn people bisexual.
Funny as this is, it’s also costing real people’s safety and peace of mind.

This lunacy is despicable.
i drink coffee hot even during summer so
Sleep till noon?

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