LinkedinLunatics @sh.itjust.works Drew @sopuli.xyz 3 mo. ago

Shaggy dog

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Someone on that stupid platform gets it. I’m impressed.
- I'm on it because it's still the best way to network.
  
  Sure, just don't post stuff. Add people you meet at work, and use it to apply for jobs. Don't use it as actual social media.
- I'm on it.... Only because it seems to be demanded of me.
  
  I spend nearly zero time on it.
  
  Then you aren’t a LinkedIn lunatic.
When people tell you there’s only 24 hours in a day, work 48 hours in a day instead.
- Lost a loved one?
  That's one less thing holding you back from giving your full self at work!
  
  This message is approved of by corporations everywhere!
I accidentally opened linkedin the other day. Holy shit what a bunch of trash. It used to be a business networking site. Now it's just a shitty Facebook clone. My time line was full of memes and dumb shit. It was also full of people I don't even know.

I only used LinkedIn in de past to give other people I worked with recommends. It was always appreciated. Now I think I will delete my account.
- at least you're not getting religious posts unlike me :')
  
  On LinkedIn?? I'm so sorry
Work for your dad.

He's got a $250M/year widget fabrication business and half of that is government contracts he landed thanks to his brother who is a US Congressman. You can get paid six figures in a do-nothing middle management job and use all that free time to run for City Council or just cheat on your spouse with high end call girls.
- can't believe more people don't just do this. are they stupid?
If you get rejected by apple Facebook and google you can try making an account on Microsoft
If LinkedIn was more like this I might actually check it out
True Poet
And also, remember to comb your beard.

(I mean as long as we're doing random stuff)
- Just brushed it, thanks
  
  He said to comb it.
Bro applied for only three jobs and gave up. As if there isn't thousands of jobs in I.T. that pay decently

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