I once did a toke at a party and then I died true story

This is the amount I drop on the carpet when opening my grinder.

I'm sorry you died. Seems like your recovery is going well.

those teens didn't die, and in fact rose up 3 hours later to eat everything in the house

5 lies in only 3 sentences....

Impressive

I once caught gay from a used marijuana needle. Never again. Took a lot of prayer and fasting to make that go away. Ban it. Ban it all!

(/s, of course. Shouldn't be necessary but this is the internet....)

It's only deadly if you inject the nug directly into your veins though.

Bitch that's barely a gram

That’s not even one whole marijuana

I smoked way more than that my first and only time. Somehow I am still alive. Maybe I died without knowing?

This actually happened to me the other day. Completely died.....

I got better

Ugh, teenagers are just the worst. Thank you marijuanas!

I tried via search and failed to prove it, but I'm nearly certain this was an old Facebook satire page.

No no longer think it's cool. Now I think it's AWESOME.

My grandma fell and some of the pot slipped out of a stranger's pocket. It hit her right on the middle of her butt and then she's dead now. She tells me about it every day and is crying now as I type this, smh.

It's in a plastic bag because microplastics are safer than letting such a large dose of the marijuana leech into your skin

Jesus fucking christ

Just check for fentanyl

I should have died 6000 times

An 8th of an 8th of an 8th.

"You wouldn't download the pot..."

Are those fingers circumcised?

La lechuga del diablo.

I took a huge bong hit not knowing their shit was potent AF and got sent to the shadow realm once, does that count?

The pot

Damnit, Jesus! How many "then I died" stories you gonna come up with?

Chris! Is that a weed?! I’m calling the police!!!

That’s a huge hand.

Yeeah, this just has to be satire...

the pot

Must be the inflation I hear so much about in those Trump ads on TV showing Mansions and Gas Canisters and Doritos bags shrinking before my very eyes!