Favorite Sleepy Joe quote?
Favorite Sleepy Joe quote?
toss up between "I got big hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun.", and "I worsked on the Paris Accord, with Deng Xiaoping, and the others!"
Look, fat
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
Poor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids
If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black
We're gonna cure cancer
39 0 ReplyWe finally beat Medicare
38 0 ReplyPoor kids are just as bright and talented as white kids
This is the one that gets me every time
25 0 ReplyKeep the record player on while they sleep!
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"At least 3"
35 0 ReplyThis one's my favorite. Any excerpt from the Corn Pop story would qualify as a close second.
18 0 ReplyStole my answer
The made up anecdote of him seeing two gay men kissing when Biden was a kid and his dad telling him "love is love" is very good too
Look fat, I invented allyship, alright?
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America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: I was in the foot— foot— excuse me, in the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping
31 0 ReplyHere's how I remember hearing it: "I've long said, America is a nation that can be defined in a single word...... ..... futeutuetpoetpeutefutedpbbth -- in the foothills of the Himalayas with Jinping..."
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can't forget the stories about the uncle he falsely claims was eaten by cannibals in Papua New Guinea
29 0 ReplyFor some reason I had thought this was RFK. More on-brand.
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I agree with Joe, Americans should resolve their differences at the battle box.
29 0 Reply"If you like what you see, help me out; if not, you can vote for the other Biden."
It's accidentally a very good comment on US democracy
28 0 ReplyVote for Hunter instead.
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"Joe Biden is a rabid dog, he should be beaten to death with a stick"
28 0 Replysmh the hexbear algorithm is censoring this by putting it at the very bottom
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God, could my dad drive a car
26 0 ReplyThat's a real quote? Jesus I thought hexbear made that up
17 0 ReplyWild, right?
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“stand up” (to person in wheelchair)
26 0 Replyunintelligible
24 0 Reply”You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier” is a good one, because it's clearly something his mushy brain came up, even though he claimed it's from a John Wayne movie
”Four more years. Pause.” is an actual joke from Naked Gun.
”Raprock Obama”
24 0 Replyhis last honest statement "nothing will fundamentally change"
22 0 ReplyHow has no one posted "I'm Irish" to the BBC asking for a comment? It's my favorite hands down
21 0 ReplyI loved it when he talked about how Aunt Gertie was great at scratching backs and could make better rice pudding than the Greeks.
Just the fact that he hints at obscure dead relatives and white ethnic stuff like that makes it sound like one of those rambling stories my mom would tell me about growing up in the Bronx with her extended family.
Also the time he said "God save the Queen, man." He just said it out of nowhere.
20 0 ReplyAmerica can be summed up in a single word: asfljsdhflkjasd.
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In America, we resolve our differences at the Battle Box
20 0 ReplyVote for the other Biden
20 0 ReplySo, thank you all. God bless you all. And let’s go — let’s go la- — lick the world. Let’s get it done. Thank you. (Applause.)
19 0 Replysounds like something on Rick & Morty
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'I trust you as far as i can throw your camera. I have a very good arm'
17 0 Replyhuvubuduhba
17 0 Replyhonorary mention to
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Hold it right there corn pop
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Personally I like "Presinauld Trunt"
15 0 ReplyI still want to hear him say it
9 0 ReplyJoetilda vs the Truntbull
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“The younger generation now tells me how tough things are—give me a break…No, no, I have no empathy for it, give me a break."
14 0 ReplyI'm a fan of the extended silences
13 0 ReplyHavudabuhbuh
11 0 Reply“They used to bang their straight razors on the curb, put 'em in the rain barrel to get 'em rusty, remember that?"
11 0 ReplyAnd, by the way,
10 0 Reply"And now I want to hand it over to the president of Ukraine, who has as much courage as he has determination, ladies and gentlemen, President Putin," Biden said, referring to Zelenskiy.
While correcting himself about two seconds later, Biden added: "President Putin, you're going to beat President Putin, President Zelenskiy. I am so focused on beating Putin."
9 0 Reply"You know the thing" is part of my everyday speech when I don't remember something completely
9 0 Replycorn pop was a bad dude
9 0 ReplyThis one has a lot of charm - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-KTO8CvdJk&t=2071s
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