School employee gets 9 years in prison for stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from district
School employee gets 9 years in prison for stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from district

School employee gets 9 years in prison for stealing $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from district

Come On journalists, we are dying over here
Yeah, I was hoping the story would explain that she was supplying a friend’s restaurant or something.
I'm pretty sure I could eat them before they spoil
That is a FUCK TON of chicken wings.
Alexa tells me the wholesale price of chicken wings is $3.22 a pound and each pound is around 5 wings.
So $1.5m / $3.22 = 465,838.5 pounds of wings.
2,329,193 wings.
What did they charge her with? "Possession with intent to distribute"? LOL.
If you ate that much I think it just might kill you.