I wonder if spiders put webs in front of windows to catch bugs that fly towards the light, or if they put webs all over a building and we only see the ones near the windows?
I am a weird boy. I like letting bugs crawl on me and run from hand to hand.
With the notable exception of the times when those spiders decide that now, after they've been picked up, would be a good time to start spinning a web.
Whenever I run into a spider web, I like to immediately imagine that I just won a race I didn't know I was in. It makes me smile and feel less like I want to jump into a fire.