"I love watching you sleep."
"How did you climb that tree?!"
"Shhh, nighty night."
So, I actually had something like that happen once. In college, I had a terrible roommate that would always stumble back to our dorm drunk and never lock the door. Well, one Saturday I woke up to a guy in a bathrobe and a cup of coffee staring at me. He said "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to wake you. Sometimes I like to come in and watch you sleep, it's so peaceful."
This is perhaps the weirdest thing that guy has done as far as I know, other than when I ran into him at Meijer late at night one time. He had a big stack of CDs in his arms, and he just said "you can never have enough bagpipe music!"
People who would do that sort of thing, never look like that.
In my experience they tend to have four legs, fur, and claws. And they purr.
John godward painting? I see you are a man of culture as well
Funny how the meme would be considered much creepier if it has been a man
Oh it's still plenty creepy.
Notice the dead animal she's sitting on, and the notoriously poisonous oleanders behind her. Not to mention the blue sandals.
Facebook level "humor"
Its only fair
