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  • Regardless of how and when I die, there's a pretty good chance of my last search being porn too.

    • the lesson here is to pray to God for guidance.. and also clear your search history before you die

      • my search history is just for the phone number of this empanada place over and over again I'm sure that will never come back to haunt me

  • He needed the erection to steady himself for the shot, not unlike a tripod. He lost it when one of the cops popped up over the roof like a sweaty gopher, and thus lost aiming stability.

    • SMH if only there had been someone out there to tell him about bluechew

      • Or an ethereal bisexual long-legged socialist to purr into his ear to remember to exhale before firing, and to use the edge of his finger to pull the trigger so that the barrel doesn't jerk away from the target at the last second. And also to aim at the largest fucking center of mass, for fuck's sake this isn't an FPS even if you live your life feeling like Elvis from Perfect Dark.

  • I wonder if it's better to do an assassination horned up, or with post-nut clarity. Most would say the latter, but I think there's something to be said for being in a mental state of high body/breathing awareness and sensitivity if you're using anything scoped. Having just busted brings a less tender, more businesslike mindset, probably the better to get rough.

    So for that reason I think post-nut clarity would be ideal for a brute force hand-to-hand confrontation, but gooning is better for the marksman

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