Reason why would you need it? (Funny suggestions only)

I will never get off my high horse.

I need this because even I want to have something classy looking in my bathroom but also want to live my childhood dreams, while in there.

I, good sir, do not shit like mere humans. I sit upon my gilded high horse who does the shitting for me.

To compensate for your AVERAGE FOR THE TIME height

This is horseshit crazy

Want.

You need something appropriate for the new toilet seat that plays music when you open it.

When a regular toilet is not prancy enough for ypur dresaging room.

If you want to reign supreme, you must sit on the throne.

The horsey sauce has to go somewhere once I'm done with it.