guide rule
guide rule
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I would if i had curves like dat. With my flat ass, that just looks like shit.
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You, too, can have an ass like that. Squats and lunges will get that booty popping before you know it. Or if a squat rack isn't feasible, booty bands are also really effective. I rely on those when I don't have access to a rack.
And then make sure to get your protein for your growing booty. Vanilla or strawberry flavored whey protein in whole milk is fucking delicious. With how good that tastes, there's no reason you can't get enough nutrients.Hopefully this helps! Everyone deserves a juicy ass.
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Boy that was bootyful advice, thank you.
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No squat rack, Go Rocky IV style. Grab 2 bags of potting soil over each shoulder and squat away. Grab a few gallons of water, bonus grip strength while squatting.
While drive a mile to the gym to run a mile on a treadmill?
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Pad those cheeks
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I have a pair of sweatpants that looks almost like a pair my wife has and I put it on by accident and I was like did I get super fat overnight?
Bottom line I have a big ass and my wife liked it. Context I'm 6' 2" and she's 4' 11"
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when i was very young, men would wear booty shorts and belly shirts like some women do now; publicly shirtless men was also more common; and, as an adult, i wish i could have appreciated it more than i did at the time.
i hate that prudery has become so en vogue these days with the young.
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It was 105 today. That trend might come back out of necessity.
i believe that the cultural shift away from ordinary men letting it hang out publicly happened at a time when air conditioning became less of a luxury item that only the wealthy enough could afford; when awareness that straight men can also be sexualized became common; as well as when this country started to become more conservative politically (ie going from cultural, feminist & sexual liberation movements from late the 60's going into the 70's to the reagan & aids-scare of the 80's leading into big anti-lgbtq & "family values" policies from the federal government in the mid 90's).
considering that both presidential candidates are right of center in our current overton window (at least much more so compared to the 70's); air conditioning increasingly being required by law in many places; straight men generally still being terrified of being perceived as gay; and the gen-z tendency towards merely tolerating sex positivity instead of embracing it like in the 70's it leads me to believe that it won't come back for a long time, if ever.
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how do you keep it from dangling out the leg?
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Short
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Your Greek ancestors would be proud, king.
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Have a small dick.
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Tape it back 😋
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SUPER supportive undies work too if you don't want to go down that drag-queen-esque route.
men usually wore whitey tighties & jockstraps back in the day when booty shorts were normal for men and those are great at keeping all the bits where you want them to stay put.
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ooh fancy pants bigger than 2" dick mcgee over here
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Let it breathe. Assert dominance
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Boxer briefs, trunks, briefs, thong, or jockstrap.
Pretty much any underwear except for boxer shorts.
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Tucking, or if that's uncomfortable, some people have success with underwear that's just a size down from their regular.
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That defeats the whole point of the shorts. The world wants to see that little guy!
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Then why do I have so many restraining orders against me?
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Ice it
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Bottom surgery, just become Transfem.
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My dysphoria would never allow me to wear something like that. I can't stand anything that reminds me that I'm built like a fridge and look like I'm cosplaying a Sasquatch with alopecia.
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I think that's dysmorphia?
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Both seem to work.
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I personally don't think so. It's more a gender thing than a body looks thing. I'm nonbinary but I haven't been able to pursue transition for health reasons. So I still look like a cis male. I'm 6'2" tall, my shoulders are wide enough that I legitimately have to walk sideways through some doors to keep from shoulder checking a wall. I'm just large and don't like being reminded that most everyone that sees me just sees a man.
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No one wants my fatty hairy thighs peaking out from shorts like that.
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Recently, I learned that a (female) friend of mine has what can only be described as a body hair fetish. As in, "you're not hairy enough for my taste," level of fetish. You might be surprised.
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I just want to know why men can't have stretchy comfy pants like women do.
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Just become a dentist, have a midlife crisis, and start riding a bike.
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Instructions unclear started riding at 28 with lycra while on my fat ass.
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Psst you can buy men's stretch jeans that are regular fit- they don't need to be tight to be stretchy pants.
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Imma have to look into this thank you
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This was a real game changer for me several years ago. Never went back to regular jeans.
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I am fat, and I dislike tight clothing.
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Well, there are men's ballet leggings and whatever folks wear to your local renaissance festival, but I see your point. Neither really has the fit or look of women's athletic gear or cozy/comfy stuff.
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How about my 2" covers you inseam?
sorry
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There's a clip somewhere of a gay guy looking direct to camera saying with that basically-clapping-between-words flamboyant energy:
"Straight men! The women you want to sleep with, want to see your thighs!"
I can never find it so the quote might not be perfect but it really stuck with me. I joked about it to my SO and she gave one of those moany approval noises meaning like "so true" so I guess the man was right.
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https://a.co/d/09ZVcEdq the uratot 'store' has no https so sorry for the amazon link
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I'm a tot? No, uratot!
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no U!
As a 6'2 260lb tot I have to recommend the XXXL shorts the XXL are tight as panties 😂
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I do think at some point you really can't call them shorts. Some of the "shorts" men wear are more like wide leg capri pants.
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