did you guys know we are right wing pretending to be left wing?

For a fun game go to blahaj.zone and search locally for any mention of

Ah more vile shit about how AKCHTUALLY all those queer Hexbears aren't actually queer. Please keep invalidating my identity libs maybe eventually if you hate me enough I might want to join your hateful little shit club

10/10 there are people who believe we are patsocs doing trans-face.

We are the LGBT members lol. Like around half of us are LGBT+

"Here's my flimsy excuse to say that pronoun tags are a bad thing"

• another transphobic sock puppet account

What does his edit mean? Does he want us to bully LGBT people because we're supposed to be right wing baddies in his mind?

Pronouns in usernames is WHY I decided to stay on hexbear instead of jumping from instance to instance with the great reddit exodus of '23.

I'm still learning to interact with y'all, but I appreciate how tight knit the community is and how y'all interact with each other.

On that though, I genuinely can't see how people'd think this is a right wing instance pretending to be left wing, it's like they haven't even looked at the instance beyond a cursory glance

i was browsing blahaj to see what the aftermath of defederation was like. reading the thread this came from made me so angry i had to just stop

"Did you know that if you don't throw your trans comrades under the bus to appease chasers and ableists that it totally means you're actually just using them as a shield bro, just trust us bro"

Every accusation a confession.

Guess I am a shield and not an human being.

Do liberals really

literally lying about everything, much like north korea social credit xi xinpingbuxX$$$$$$$++++ maomaomeow

"Ok guys I just got this great idea for how we can troll the left, it's really funny I promise, what if we like, what if we all like, set up a community where we pretend to be commies, and also a bunch of us were like, trans and gay and stuff? No no like hear me out we would like ban anyone who says slurs or questions the validity of trans people in any way, lol. Like, what if we designed a bunch of custom emojis with the trans flag and made everyone display pronouns next to the name to make sure nobody gets misgendered? That'd be so funny lol. But we HAVE to make sure nobody catches on, so we should just like, keep the bit to ourselves for a couple years, we'd have to like, spend a couple years hanging out in that kinda space with just us until we can perfect the bit. Ok so who's down?"

Seriously, have these people met chuds before? I'd be impressed to see one that could keep the mask on for like a day.

I'm not a shield. I'm the got damned bear eating your face.

Wait we have cishet people here?

So people here are right wingers pretending to be trans and left wing. In order to keep up the charade, we suppress our deeply held right wing urges to hate gay people by banning all homophobia, mandating pronouns, and having explicitly pro-trans comms. And we've done all of this completely isolated for years.

And we have executed this plot in order to....?

We are the right wing? Does this mean we can get corporate funding and unlimited access to the mainstream media?

Hi I'm pansexual and agender and I've been a Hexbeat user since day one and I say that Hexbear is the single beat LGBT community I've ever been in

Oh no, I'm being shot! Those dastardly cishets must be using me as a shield! Oh wait no they're not, it's just liberals being bigoted and blaming it on the left

"JohnBrownWasRight"? Sounds like something a republican would say in an alternate history where the Southern Strategy didn't lead to a reversal in Republican and Democrat's positions on race in the 60s. Clearly the Mandala Effect is at work here! No more sand painting until we get this under control!

Hexbear, I'm told by insider sources, is Potemkin leftism - it's a grand performative conspiracy where the far-right congregate to LARP as leftists as a means of tricking good, honest liberals and as a means of indoctrinating naive, newly-minted leftists into deplorable acts such as "reading theory", denouncing Va*sh, and adopting a position of revolutionary defeatism which is inherently racist against People of NATO.

It's disgusting.

Wait....Actually humanity, yes we are right-wing. We have the good ideology. We're not leftists we're just alt-libertarians. We have all the same biases and prejudices you do, so vote us in power and we will get you the special treatment you deserve, we promise.

Just like all their other bullshit. They claim we're right-wing, they claim we aren't LGBTQ+ accepting, they claim we support Putin, yet no matter how many times we ask, never once have they ever bothered to pony up any evidence to back up these wild accusations.

Sweetie you're not an ally to LGBTQ people unless you're a mask off scratched liberal who loves war.

I mean, you are. If it looks like a dog and barks like a dog...

Actual communists would be trying to get Democrats on their side; they need them if they're going to stand chance at holding office or gaining seats. What you guys are doing is driving away the people you need the most. Your behavior makes no sense for a communist. I mean for one, you literally never hate on right wingers. That alone tells me everything I need to know about this place.

The point I'm trying to make is that you're not fooling anyone, MAGAts.

Edit: How do I disable inbox replies? I really don't care to read what any of you idiots have to day. I don't listen to terrorists. Don't you guys have a courthouse to protest in front of? Go give your previous "god emperor" your attention instead and leave me alone.