Nancy Pelosi Found Dead in Dominoes Pizza from Apparent Psychic Attack by Terrorist ESPer Cell
Nancy Pelosi Found Dead in Dominoes Pizza from Apparent Psychic Attack by Terrorist ESPer Cell
Nancy Pelosi was found dead earlier today with her face in a Dominoes Deep Dish Pizza from what Psychic Experts have described as a "Brain Drain" attack by hostile ESPer terrorists.
Top Anti-ESPer Terrorist forces have been deployed to investigate the attack and bring the terrorist cell to justice.
"These ESPer Terrorists - We're not sure if they're Brain Shock or American Psychics for Liberation - are extremely dangerous. If you see anyone performing suspicious telepathy please call our hotline at 866-774-9898." said Captain Ronald Harold, leader of the Anti-ESPer Terrorist forces.
ESPer related crimes have increased 20% since 2022, but this is the first major Psychic Event involving a Political Leader.