The Most American Sentence
The Most American Sentence
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I'm sorry but if fat folds can hide a gun from metal detectors then those things are fucking useless.
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“It’s my belt buckle/metal in my leg/ect”
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You, a baby who needs a Gucci tactical holster for your 9
Me, a genius who hides a pistol in my belly flab
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That's freedumb for you
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I literally just pitched this as a gag
What the fuck, I thought I would have more time before it got lathed into existence
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I…worked on this story for a year…and…she just…she tweeted it out.
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[Medium: Success] — Guaranteed Rate Companies is a private residential mortgage company founded in Chicago in 2000. The company has acquired several other mortgage companies such as Manhattan Mortgage, Sun State Home Loans, and Nationwide Direct, which themselves had each acquired hundreds of smaller mortgage companies. In 2020, Guaranteed Rate was forced to pay a $15 million fine to the United States government for committing federal insurance fraud. The company reported having $73 billion in funded volume that same year.This is the equivalent of being fined $20.55 after you fraud your way to $100,000
Not to mention someone bringing a gun to a situation there has no need for there to be a gun in
Subprime Stadium
This is
erasureIt also caused them to cancel a concert by Vanilla Ice