I know the punchline is good as it is but i like to point out that it is actually easier to launch billionaries out of the solar system than into the sun
Not if we superglue and then tie them to the seat. And give them no controls on the inside. And just play a loop of “nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Hey, hey, hey. Goodbye.” Not even the whole song. Just that part, on infinite loop.