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So the minister would hide the bible from the evil atheist commies...in his church's organ? So the commies would destroy everyone's faith and take their bibles, but just leave the church completely untouched?
59 0 ReplyJust like the commies would drag out the mayor to the town square, but let grocery stores sell everything at inflated prices
49 0 ReplyCommunism is when expensive bread.
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How large can the bible of nowhere, wisconsin be anyways?
It's not like its gonna be some huge medieval piece of art, he could probably hide it underneath his pillow.
21 0 ReplyIt's actually like the one from the Secret of Kells and the communists are exactly like the vikings in that movie.
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If he really wanted to save his bible from communists, he should have followed the example of Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction.
15 0 ReplyHigh quality organs are expensive, we're repurposing that shit as a concert hall
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