First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk
First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk
SAN FRANCISCO—In an astounding medical breakthrough for the brain microchip company, Neuralink researchers confirmed Wednesday that the first brain implant recipient had successfully performed depraved sexual acts on Elon Musk. “Although the patient is still recovering from the procedure, they are d...
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Use this if any one pushes back on making mock of this situation.
I get it people, its a good thing that a disabled person can now use this and it further enables them to live a more complete life. Also, Elon Musk is an absolute weirdo, and I guarantee he's trying to find a way to build micro transactions into this.
The recipient had better hope he can or they will be stuck with useless tech in their head when Musk gets bored and drops support.
Open source firmware when?
Much later, unfortunately.
I wonder if some meme template site can fill out the issued by and date
Tangent: “making mock” is an absolutely charming turn of phrase and is now my preferred way of saying this