If I get 100 upvotes on this post i will send my boss a link to my account

I have been making shrek memes instead of working.

my boss just called and asked me if im coming into work today and i said no. he asked if i was planning to tell him that and i also said no.

Uplike and comment with your suggestions and advice for my boss when he reads this.

also subscribe to !shrekland@hexbear.net

Edit: time to nut up

Edit: Fuck it, time to shitpost IRL

Edit 2: texts with Dave are live

edit 3: final message to Dave