Anon has a tech problem

open thread about a problem I'm having
first reply is by some obviously "respected" guy
avatar is some incredibly choppy anime gif
all caps red name, underlined
VIP member - top contributor
some other custom subtitle about the sites culture or some shit
40k posts
[SITENAME] clan
Recent achievements: 1000 hours online, 10k posts, achieved years ago
joined Dec 2005
10000 Karma
like 20 fucking red stars under his name
From: the Underworld or some edgy shit
MSN, Facebook, E-mail, Skype, AIM, literally everything
personal website that has the same name as his nick, just a bunch of gifs
signature is like 4 paragraphs, 2 quotes, like 20 fucking toolbars or irrelevant shit like nvidia user, coca cola drinker, air breather, removed etc
some edited anime image at the end of his signature with his nick stylized on it
read his post
"i dont know lol"