You know... they have a point

Wrigley's gum is the chewiest gum

Give it to your friends and chew it with your teeth

Your teeth are bones that live outside

and hang from your lips like BATS

OH

outside bones

outside bones

never forget your teeth are outside bones

and when you're a kid

they fall from your head

and to make it less weird

we say they're stolen by a demon

that your parents knoooooww

WRIGLEYS!