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Truly creative, decent Dad Jokes.
5 1 ReplyI don't know, there are a couple pretty good ones here by chatgpt:
Of course! Here are some classic dad jokes for you:
- Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
- Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.
- I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
- What's brown and sticky? A stick.
- How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
- I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.
- Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
- Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
4 1 ReplyMost of those predate the internet
4 0 Replythen it truly is human, cause shit if 99% of us nowadays aren't just googling dad jokes when we need them
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