I made the clues as hard as possible so my teacher won't be able to solve it

One of my teacher ask us to make a crossword using only Inkscape. Before you send your hate comment about how it suck/how I should kill myself/how you could have done it 100 time better (which I have no doubt about) please take in account that everything has been handmade. 🍀 Good luck if you actually want to solve it only with the clues.