My great grandpa who lived to be 95: "well after my lunch of a streak, 3 old fashions and half a pack of cigarettes, time to get back to installing phone lines in asbestos filled building!"
My great grandpa who lived to be 95: "well after my lunch of a streak, 3 old fashions and half a pack of cigarettes, time to get back to installing phone lines in asbestos filled building!"
Me in my 30s: "my doctor says I need to eat nothing but kale and lukewarm water or I'll die at 50" 
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If plastics last forever, and I am full of microplastics, doesn't that mean I will last forever?
Human consciousness is stored in the microplastics
Nestle is just a NERV front.
maybe all the microplatics shielded him from all the cancers somehow.
"Mr. Burns, you are the sickest man in the United States” - but there are too many germs and they all cancel each other out."
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