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Pope Francis Excommunicates All Of World’s Catholics So He Can Have Quiet Weekend Alone

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VATICAN CITY—In an effort to give himself a breather after more than a decade ministering to his flock, Pope Francis announced Friday that he had excommunicated all of the world’s Catholics so he could have a quiet weekend alone. “It’s just been so long since I could take a few days to myself withou...

Pope Francis Excommunicates All Of World’s Catholics So He Can Have Quiet Weekend Alone
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