‘We’ll die before enlisting’: Ultra-Orthodox Israelis storm army base

The Haredi community's call for ultra-Orthodox Israelis to dodge draft orders has hampered Tel Aviv's enlistment efforts

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Can we at least harvest your sperm and make little nano uniforms for them, promoting each individual sperm into a full fledged field marshal? We're trying to reduce the average age of our ranking officers, but we ran out of positive numbers.

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