You may not like it, but this is peak performance. (Golden Axe)

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I only ever mained the dwarf in golden axe (I think I only played one specific golden axe game, but can't recall which) because axes are cool; also I thought he was the two characters' grandfather because I didn't really know what dwarves were back then, lol.
- the human's name is ax battler, in a game called Golden Axe, and he fights with a longsword...
  
  Fucking unplayable

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