‘A clown woman says "time to take out my clown tampon." She pulls the red tampon out of her vagina revealing the tampon to be extremely long. After red, orange follows, then yellow, then green. It is a whimsical rainbow tampon she is extracting from herself.’
The alt text is the real winner here. “It is a whimsical rainbow tampon she is extracting from herself.” Is one of the finest combinations of words I’ve ever witnessed.