Fuck... I was just bitten by a wereniceguy

What the fuck is Weren Ice? Is that a knockoff Dentyne Ice competitor? Did you get bit by a door-to-door chewing gum salesman? Bud you gotta go to the hospital for that one, you’ll definitely get an infection. Unless Weren Ice is a special antimicrobial gum that turns the mouth into a microbial wasteland, in which case you should still go to the hospital but when the guy comes back to sell you more gum don’t buy any otherwise you have to eat a little bit of poop from a microbially healthy person.