There is one way Biden could salvage this debate
There is one way Biden could salvage this debate
Or at least make people forget about it faster, and that is the presidential sons debate first proposed on chapo. Hunter vs Don Jr and Eric, a no holds barred, no muting mics, all substances allowed cage match debate. 3 men enter, 1 man leaves to be crowned Biggest Presidential Son. It won't do anything about Joe's liquifying brain but it might make people forget, plus with Hunter's charisma he can only help his dad's campaign
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I don't think Biden could even survive a fake assassination attempt anymore. A milkshake would probably cause him to crumble into dust.
If he had a milkshake thrown at him he would explode like he took a direct hit from a 40mm grenade
Even a fake assassination attempt would be enough to stop biden's heart
Secret service takes the bullet, "assassin" uses a pistol so the bodyguard survives. "Assassin" is tackled before a second shot fired.
a pistol shot anywhere near biden would kill him from the shock of the blast
edit: the CIA wouldn't even need to get the heart attack gun out, just send somebody to clap loudly right behind him and he's a goner
Fair point. You couldn't have him in the loop on it or he'd be like listen, fat, I faked an assassination.
Cou- could Joe Trump do that? Nah man, he, (staring), he, he couldn't do that. Dan Trump couldn't fake an assessment! joe biden dot com.
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