"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
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Imagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker
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WannaCry? No, WannaCum.
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Can still cum, just no sperm 🥲
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"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I'll give you an errection in front of the HR manager."
Or worse
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you'll never get an errection again.*
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Even worse
"You are now on a per-boner subscription plan"
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They could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
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1: Nobody would notice regardless
2: That'll happen even without you
3: :'(
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Future kink
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Cannot pee anymore :(
(because the pee is stored in the balls)
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Don't kinkshame me
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Or someone triggers this remotely after it has been off for like 2 years. You sit on Monday morning meeting. You get up to the screen to present your new project and boom.
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