'Jack him up on Mountain Dew!' GOP lawmaker floats wildest Biden debate conspiracy yet
'Jack him up on Mountain Dew!' GOP lawmaker floats wildest Biden debate conspiracy yet
Can Mountain Dew, the famously sugary and highly caffeinated soft drink, cure purported dementia? That seems to be the hypothesis of Rep. Erick Burlison (R-MO), who appeared on Fox Business on Tuesday to speculate about the kinds of "drugs" that President Joe Biden will supposedly take to improv.....
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Is he a frail, senile, old man? Or does pop pop crave the BLAST of tropical energy from an ice-cold MOUNTAIN DEW BAJA BLAST!?!? Which is it, repubs?
Don't get between me and my soda, Jack
You want to check my shape, let’s do push-ups together. Let’s run. Let’s do whatever you want to do. You may call me old, but I'm just old school. I'm cool. I'm ice cold. I've got Baja Blast flowing in my veins. Pop pop's jacked up on the Dew and will take you out behind the woodshed. That's how they did it in my day and that's a fact, Jack.
Reads like those AI dr pepper youtube vids
I put Jack in my soda.
Mountain Dew float with chocolate chocolate chip ice cream vs covfefe and hamberders, battle of the century