Installing a bidet at home was life changing but
unfortunately it's transformed pooping on
company time from a small proletarian victory into
yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate
working conditions.
I got to learn to love those bidet toilets through my frequent (extended) work travels to Japan. Got one for myself at home when the bathroom was up for renovation.
Now I am dreading any work trip to not-Japan because I'll have to shit like a barbarian for that time.