Florida woman shoots interstate drivers, says God told her to because of the eclipse, police say
Florida woman shoots interstate drivers, says God told her to because of the eclipse, police say
The Florida Highway Patrol says a woman who said she was going on a God-directed shooting spree because of the solar eclipse shot two drivers
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So today I drove five hours to see the eclipse, had a tire blow out, didn't see the eclipse because of thick clouds, and got stuck in traffic for hours on the way back. (I'm still not home.) But at least I haven't been shot by maniac, yet.
Any updates? It's been 8 minutes, you're starting to worry me.
RIP ArbitraryValue. Do you guys remember how excited he was about the eclipse there at the end? It's all he could talk about. That's what I'll remember most.
I'll miss him too, the eclipse lovin bastard.
If only we could have done something.
You didn't? I upvoted his last comment.
Upvote and F in the comments. I loved Arbitrary Value as much as I love any other random commenter.
We should erect a memorial of jeans and beans in their honor. It's what they would've wanted.
Hehe, erect.
We did all we could.
I remember when he blew a maniac in traffic who shot a thick cloud on his back for hours that he didn't get to see because of the eclipse. He never made it home because he was too tired.
That's close enough to how I remember it, too.
You didn't shoot anyone either tho, did you?
It's been two hours. They for sure murdered someone.
It's been 6 hours I'm getting worried
Asking the important questions